Hi there. I'm Gambit's Ass. You may or may not be familiar with me, as I spend a lot of time hidden under that stupid trench coat of his. You'd think he would want to show me off more, as I am quite spectacular. If I do say so myself.

Alas, my perfection remains concealed.

As you can imagine, pictures of me are quite rare. I've got a few here, if you want to look at them.

That's a pretty good picture of us up there. In danger, as usual. Seems like he finds trouble just as easily as he finds beautiful women. We've had lots of adventures together, he and I. Involving both danger and women. Usually both at the same time.

What can I say? We like to live on the edge.